People react differently when sapa strikes out of the blue. Knowing sapa, it comes in different shapes and sizes, and just like breakfast, e go touch everybody – well, maybe except Dangote and some corrupt leaders (again, remember to vote wisely!🇳🇬 in 2023).
Come to think of it comrade, since sapa has been doing you strong thing, have you paid attention to how you react? Well, we have saved you the stress. Read on, perhaps, you’ll find the category you belong.
The ones that accept their fate
These ones are regular customers at sapa’s stand. They already know when sapa is approaching and when it arrives, they welcome it with open arms.
These are the ones who have accepted that garri is better than jollof rice with chicken, and they don’t mind if it becomes their daily bread.
This particular set of people no dey shame for sapa.
They have become masters of their pain. 😎
The Confused Ones
These ones have not yet grasped the fact that sapa is holding them. They are still confused about how they got into the situation in the first place.
They probably have not experienced it before, hence their confusion. They don’t know how they will spend 2K for the next two weeks because something like this is not taught in school. They say things like, “the maths in not mathing; it is just not adding up”.
Pele o, Mr Pythagoras. Don’t worry, you will learn. Dem no dey teach pesin👽.
The ones who go back to their parents’ house
These ones don’t like suffer head. When they see that money is getting low, they pack all their things and go straight back to their parents’ house until sapa finds it way out.
They probably left home to feed home, but then, as the saying goes, “no matter what you’re going through, eat first.” At least, they will eat good food and be treated like royalty for the first few weeks they arrive home. After that, housemaid duties can start until sapa sets them free.
Even if ‘we outside’ no sure, there will be food to eat.
The restless ones
These ones don’t know when sapa will end and as such, are never comfortable with their situation. This is why they are always restless.
They spend their days thinking of the next move they need to make for money to flow. They don’t sleep at night because sapa will not let them.
Until sapa decides to leave them alone, they cannot be themselves.
The ‘aspire to maguire’ crew
These ones eat motivational quotes for breakfast, lunch, and dinner (as food no dey).
Na dem deh post memes pass. They use memes to hold body mostly because they relate to them so well. They are constantly posting quotes on how no condition is permanent. Well, they may or may not be right.
They have not lost hope that sapa will leave them.
The Prayer Warriors
These ones cast and bind sapa immediately they sense its presence. They are actively working on a task to break the yoke of sapa.
They refuse to believe that the creator they serve will watch them suffer under the hand of sapa so they pray it away.
If you are in this category, may your prayers be answered!
Have you found the category you belong to, or are you all of the above? Let us know in the comments below. 👇
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