Do you need a break from thinking about how much sapa is messing with your life? You have come to the right place because these riddles are perfect for taking breaks. 

They are unlike any you have ever played or seen. So, wear your thinking cap and solve away! Good luck! 😎

I am a vulture, lurking until your wells dry up. I am not human, but I was made to torture one. My presence brings gloom and sadness. Money is my enemy. What am I?

Answer: Sapa 

Sapa is always watching and waiting till your money runs out before it can attack. Its attack is brutal, but once a credit alert enters your phone like this, it will not retreat until your money finishes again. πŸ‘½

I am a special guest in an empty pantry. I am a son of the soil. Water changes my usage. Hot or cold, it only makes me stronger. What am I?

Answer: Garri

Garri takes this one πŸ‘‘. 

Once food becomes a scarce commodity, garri becomes your Jollof rice and chicken😩. 

You can either drink it with cold water or eat it with your neighbour’s soup by making eba with hot water. 

Either way, garri is the goat 🐐

I am a message made to inform you, but I only embarrass you. I am a reminder of all that remains. You can only see me when you try to collect what you don’t have. What am I?

Answer: Insufficient funds

You know that moment when you want to withdraw your last 1k but your bank will not allow you to because of insufficient funds. 

Once that your friend asks you, β€œcan you transfer 100 naira to my account?” No need to ask them whatsup, we understand πŸ€“

I am not stable, but I am on a steady increase. The higher I get, the harder it becomes. What am I?

Answer: Dollar rate

Remember when a dollar was less than ₦300? It seems so far away now. Good times! πŸ’­

Now that it exchanges on the black market for more than ₦600, we badly want to roll back the hands of time.

I am bound to you till you satisfy me. You can only satisfy me if you have what it takes. Those sleepless nights accompanied by gnawing pain? Na me! What am I?

Answer: Hunger

Hunger will never let you sleep. 

The only way to stop it is by taking food, but as the fridge is empty nko?

I am a haven for all who possess a special quality. People want to leave me, but they don’t have the facilities for that. What am I?

Answer: Trenches

Only money can take you out of the trenches fam. If you don’t have, you have to stay there. My dear, your time will come.

I am an activity. A wish, a dream that only a few can turn into reality. I can turn those who partake of me into those who dream of me. What am I?

Answer: Dorime/We Outside

If every day of your life is dorime or you do β€˜we outside’ with every penny you get, you will join the others in the sapa squad who only dream about doing it but cannot.

How many questions did you get right? Or were you too busy seeing how much you related to the riddles? 😜

I know I said you should solve these riddles to take a break from thinking about sapa too much, and now the questions are just reminders of your condition. 

Sorry comrade! All na cruise 😁

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